♂Man & Woman♀

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• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


• Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


• There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before and after marriage.


• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


• Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!


• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


• Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.